what i learned.

people say you learn something new everyday,
well, heres what i learned this summer:
you can never get enough pudding/
a pocket thesaurus is a girls best friend/
making out during family guy is just a bad idea/
heels and long walks do not match- neither do long walks and no shoes/
mongos has possibly the best stir fry in the world/
some things never change/
despite the heat, always carry a blanket or sweater/
screw crunches, self confidence makes a hot body/
computer games can become overlly addicting/
how to label a chessboard/
chess straegy and tactics/
MONOPOLY!/
dont go sit in massage chairs with friends, roll solo/
its never too far to walk to get ice cream/
judge a school by its website/
people inside short shorts can actually be nice/
never trust somebody with a shirt that dsnt fit right/
its better to actually cover your shit. dig a hole./
portaging is for the hardasses only/
anthony wightman is the coolest kid i will ever meet/
thet first harry potter book makes all the charcters sound retarded/
for piercing anything but the earlobe, you cant go to claires/
my parents are terrified of piercing places/
my mother has awesome shoes/
rock is the best genre ever/
sticky notes are a fantastic invention/
dont trust a ho/
skinny dipping with 10 people is reccomended/
never get a 3 year phone contract/
always keep your phone ringer on. just in case/

many things were learned, and those were just a few.
welcome back to school everybody.